Cancer!!!

Scientist Have all agreed that people born between The 21st of June and the 23rd of July all need to seek a nearby hospital cause you lot have cancer. Thats right Cancer that sickness that killed dear aunt Jill by making them puke for year, due chemotherapy, then finally letting her buy the farm. But don't get yourself all in a bunch there a cures and symptoms

Telltale signs include being unable to take advice (At all), so if someone is coming at you with a Cleaver cause you told them that there eyes are better off with the green outfit, they have cancer. I do not suggest that you go around telling advice, cause some folks just don't want to hear it, and will do anything including murder to get away from this. According to some scientist that this is the silver to there werewolf, The garlic to there vampire, and so forth

another sign is maternal instinct. so if your in a elevator and some random person be it male or female licks there finger to get something off there face. they got cancer. I can hear some of you all say, my mother does that how do we know, and the truth is we don't so off to the ward they go. Remember that you love them if they make a fuss, and remind yourself there is no second option.

now, Some of you lot want evidence and thats understandable. But the cold hard Facts are there is none, it just is. Scientist are unable to to find to Subject zero of this phenomenon. They do however have some great cures that you can buy at your local store called Cancer: The Cookbook. They gave us one for you as a sampler of what fine product this is. and trust me I bought five copies.

OK this homemade cure is simple. And only an idiot could make this a recipe for disaster. So advise you do this with a group just to be on the cautious side.

Semi-Cure #1: First step: Panic, then grab an ax and go to the highest mountain south of you Second step: climb the mountain, and make sure you find five pine trees Third step: Chop them Down. and build a riverboat and get far away from us. forth step: find a remote island and start your own little cancer society. Fifth step: don't forget to forget us.

Fantastic is it not? A winning success. So remember if you are born towards the end of June or most of July, that you got cancer. This is D. Ry Scott Hu'chnson saying that I may have an invisible twin but at least I don't got cancer. Sorry!