Presidento Goes Insano

it can be hard to be the president, Esp. one in times like these. Take for example the Kool-Aid spill in the Altantic Ocean. Now that was a doosey of a challenge, with ideas that the Kool-Aid company thought would be appropriate for at home morons to put there two cents in for a situation that they have no previous experience in. Yep the president must of been whacking his head at some of the ideas.

I mean what type of person tells the president to send in an army of a thousand Young "fatties" to drink it up. Well that may solve the Kool-Aid problem but then with his luck the public would then panic again. The reason would be obvious diabetes that the overweight participants endured while drinking for our countries safety, We can see the mothers asking for a physical accolade the brave gulpers be presented to them. Get real!

Then when his own son was caught in the middle of a sex Scandal, The press was all over that like stink on Crap. Saying that the president should of had a better eye on the lad. are you for real? its like the publishers want the president to suffer. then for no reasons i can see, he had to justify his sons wrong doings with a public statement that went as following

"American People, So I guess you've Read or heard that my son Patrick was part of a sex scandal. if not that then let me be the first to say that this was a combination of bad parenting and social influence. Social influences like Californication and south park. Influences that have no place in our current broadcasting, they led my boy down a deep dark road in infidelity. Though I can't take the shows of air, I can try to reason to the creators to create a show about good Christan values. In closing, all i can say is that pat is in therapy and we are trying to move on"

there you have it the shred of proof that shows our president needs to be put in an institution. How dare he attack our Countries most beloved television shows. because his son is sex addict. thats like saying that the kid who shot up the school did it cause the Kool-Aid Sucks there. we can not have our own president saying asinine things like this. it prooves he is an ass, and furthermore he is unfit for office.